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Tip From The Pros
In Reactor Pongling, it's very important to predict where your opponent is going to hit the ball. Try to position yourself where the ball will be, not where the ball is.
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BREAKING NEWS
Today on Glicksvanastan, outside the Atomic Pongling League Offices, the native multi-cellular protoplasmic life forms staged a demonstration protesting their exclusion from the Atomic Pongling Leagues. The group calling themselves the MCPL4PR (Multi-Cellular Protoplasmic Life forms for Pongling Rights) could not be reached for comment, since they neither have mouths to speak with, or ears to hear with.
Witness to the protest, Atomic Pongling league chairman Gnuoy Werdna, said "We have no problem with the MCPL4PR protesting the league, after all this is a free galaxy and the have the right to protest, it is what makes this galaxy great. But what they have to understand, and if we learn how to communicate with them we will explain it, you actually need some type of hand, claw, tentacle, or whatever to actually control the ball. These guys just kind of sit there and ooze."
The protest turned ugly when one of the MCPL4PR slid under the door of the league offices. Local authorities and the building custodial staff were forced to sponge it into a mop bucket. No report of any injuries to the staff or the trespasser have been filed at this time. |
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